Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / phosflink: \ | | | To flick a bulb on and off when it | | burns out (as if, somehow, that | | | | will bring it back to life). | | | \ -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;