Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I find you lack of faith in the forth \ | dithturbing. | | | \ -- Darse ("Darth") Vader / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;