Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We may not like doctors, but at least \ | they doctor. Bankers are not ever | | popular but at least they bank. | | Policeman police and undertakers take | | under. But lawyers do not give us law. | | We receive not the gladsome light of | | jurisprudence, but rather precedents, | | objections, appeals, stays, filings and | | forms, motions and counter-motions, all | | at $250 an hour. | | | \ -- Nolo News, summer 1989 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;