Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / "The hottest places in Hell are \ | reserved for those who, in times of | | moral crisis, preserved their | | neutrality." | | | \ -- Dante / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;