Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Just machines to make big decisions, \ | Programmed by men for compassion and | | vision, We'll be clean when their work | | is done, We'll be eternally free, yes, | | eternally young, What a beautiful world | | this will be, What a glorious time to | | be free. | | | | -- Donald Fagon, "What A Beautiful | \ World" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;