Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There's a lesson that I need to \ | remember When everything is falling | | apart In life, just like in loving | | There's such a thing as trying to hard | | | | You've gotta sing Like you don't need | | the money Love like you'll never get | | hurt You've gotta dance Like nobody's | | watching It's gotta come from the heart | | If you want it to work. | | | \ -- Kathy Mattea / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;