Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Gilbert's Discovery: \ | | | Any attempt to use the new super glues | | results in the two pieces | | | | sticking to your thumb and index finger | \ rather than to each other. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;