Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Retire \ | | | Fill a cup to its brim and it is easily | | spilled; Temper a sword to its hardest | | and it is easily broken; Amass the | | greatest treasure and it is easily | | stolen; Claim credit and honour and you | | easily fall; Retire once your purpose | | is achieved - this is natural. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;