Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Vegetables are what food eats. Fruit \ | are vegetables that fool you by tasting | | good. Fish are fast moving vegetables. | | Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables | | when food's done with them. | | | | -- Meat Eater's Credo, according to Jim | \ Williams / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;