Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Ethnomagnetism: \ | | | The tendency of young people to live in | | emotionally demonstrative, more | | unrestrained ethnic neighborhoods: "You | | wouldn't understand it there, mother -- | | they *hug* where I live now." | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;