Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / It wasn't that she had a rose in her \ | teeth, exactly. It was more like the | | rose and the teeth were in the same | \ glass. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;