Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The best case: Get salary from America, \ | build a house in England, | | | | live with a Japanese wife, and eat | | Chinese food. Pretty good case: Get | | salary from England, build a house in | | America, | | | | live with a Chinese wife, and eat | | Japanese food. The worst case: Get | | salary from China, build a house in | | Japan, | | | | live with a British wife, and eat | | American food. | | | | -- Bungei Shunju, a popular Japanese | \ magazine / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;