Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A gossip is one who talks to you about \ | others, a bore is one who talks to you | | about himself; and a brilliant | | conversationalist is one who talks to | | you about yourself. | | | \ -- Lisa Kirk / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;