Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / A total abstainer is one who abstains \ | from everything but abstention, and | | especially from inactivity in the | | affairs of others. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;