Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Have you seen the well-to-do, up and \ | down Park Avenue? On that famous | | thoroughfare, with their noses in the | | air, High hats and Arrow collars, white | | spats and lots of dollars, Spending | | every dime, for a wonderful time... If | | you're blue and you don't know where to | | go to, Why don't you go where fashion | | sits, ... Dressed up like a million | | dollar trooper, Trying hard to look | | like Gary Cooper, (super dooper) Come, | | let's mix where Rockefeller's walk with | | sticks, Or umberellas, in their mitts, | | Puttin' on the Ritz. ... If you're blue | | and you don't know where to go to, Why | | don't you go where fashion sits, | | Puttin' on the Ritz. Puttin' on the | | Ritz. Puttin' on the Ritz. Puttin' on | \ the Ritz. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;