Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Thus spake the master programmer: \ | | | "Without the wind, the grass does not | | move. Without software, | | | | hardware is useless." | | | | -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of | \ Programming" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;