Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I asked the engineer who designed the \ | communication terminal's keyboards why | | these were not manufactured in a | | central facility, in view of the small | | number needed [1 per month] in his | | factory. He explained that this would | | be contrary to the political concept of | | local self-sufficiency. Therefore, each | | factory needing keyboards, no matter | | how few, manufactures them completely, | | even molding the keypads. | | | | -- Isaac Auerbach, IEEE "Computer", | \ Nov. 1979 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;