Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Home centers are designed for the \ | do-it-yourselfer who's willing to pay | | higher prices for the convenience of | | being able to shop for lumber, | | hardware, and toasters all in one | | location. Notice I say "shop for," as | | opposed to "obtain." This is the major | | drawback of home centers: they are | | always out of everything except | | artificial Christmas trees. The home | | center employees have no time to | | reorder merchandise because they are | | too busy applying little price stickers | | to every object -- every board, washer, | | nail and screw -- in the entire store | | ... | | | | Let's say a piece in your toilet tank | | breaks, so you remove the broken part, | | take it to the home center, and ask an | | employee if he has a replacement. The | | employee, who has never is his life | | even seen the inside of a toilet tank, | | will peer at the broken part in very | | much the same way that a member of a | | primitive Amazon jungle tribe would | | look at an electronic calculator, and | | then say, "We're expecting a shipment | | of these sometime around the middle of | | next week." | | | | -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the | \ Screw" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;