Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Nature is by and large to be found out \ | of doors, a location where, it cannot | | be argued, there are never enough | | comfortable chairs. | | | \ -- Fran Lebowitz / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;