Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Waking a person unnecessarily should \ | not be considered a capital crime. For | \ a first offense, that is. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;