Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Linux: because a PC is a terrible thing \ | to waste | | | | -- ksh@cis.ufl.edu put this on Tshirts | \ in '93 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;