Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Or you or I must yield up his life to \ | Ahrimanes. I would rather it were you. | | I should have no hesitation in | | sacrificing my own life to spare yours, | | but we take stock next week, and it | | would not be fair on the company. | | | \ -- J. Wellington Wells / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;