Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / San Francisco isn't what it used to be, \ | and it never was. | | | \ -- Herb Caen / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;