Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ /I generally don't use \ | anything that has "experimental" and | | | | "warning" pasted all over it | | no, I'm not that dumb... | | hehe ... * darkangel | | considers downloading the latest | \ unstable kernel / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;