Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | "Overweight is when you step on your | \ dog's tail and it dies." / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;