Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / McEwan's Rule of Relative Importance: \ | | | When traveling with a herd of | | elephants, don't be the first to | | | \ lie down and rest. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;