Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The notion of a "record" is an obsolete \ | remnant of the days of the 80-column | | card. | | | \ -- Dennis M. Ritchie / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;