Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The primary requisite for any new tax \ | law is for it to exempt enough voters | \ to win the next election. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;