Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Now what would they do if I just sailed \ | away? Who the hell really compelled me | | to leave today? Runnin' low on stories | | of what made it a ball, What would they | | do if I made no landfall?" | | | \ -- Jimmy Buffet, "Landfall" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;