Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /Joey: I'm on it right now.. 3 \ | 1.3Gb disks, 128M ram, dual 50Mhz | | | | (Up to quad 250Mhz) The catch | | is that it pulls 110v at about 12A 8> | | 12A! Okay, my stove is | | 3000W, this sun is 1320W DO YOU | | SEE A PROBLEM HERE a 1320W sun, | \ that is like a hair dryer :) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;