Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Time-sharing is the junk-mail part of \ | the computer business. | | | \ -- H. R. J. Grosch (attributed) / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;