Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Ten of the meanest cons in the state \ | pen met in the corner of the yard to | | shoot some craps. The stakes were | | enormous, the tension palpable. | | | | When his turn came to shoot, Dutsky | | nervously plunked down his entire wad, | | shook the dice and rolled. A smile | | crossed his face as a seven showed up, | | but it quickly changed to horror as | | third die slipped out of his sleeve and | | fell to the ground with the two others. | | No one said a word. Finally, Killer | | Lucci picked up the third die, put it | | in his pocket and handed the others to | | Dutsky. | | | | "Roll 'em," Lucci said. "Your point is | \ thirteen." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;