Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When he got in trouble in the ring, \ | [Ali] imagined a door swung open and | | inside he could see neon, orange, and | | green lights blinking, and bats blowing | | trumpets and alligators blowing | | trombones, and he could hear snakes | | screaming. Weird masks and actors' | | clothes hung on the wall, and if he | | stepped across the sill and reached for | | them, he knew that he was committing | | himself to destruction. | | | \ -- George Plimpton / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;