Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / My analyst told me that I was right out \ | of my head, | | | | But I said, "Dear Doctor, I think that | | it is you instead. Because I have got a | | thing that is unique and new, | | | | To prove it I'll have the last laugh on | | you. 'Cause instead of one head -- I've | | got two. | | | | And you know two heads are better than | \ one. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;