Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Murphy's Law, that brash proletarian \ | restatement of Godel's Theorem. | | | \ -- Thomas Pynchon, "Gravity's Rainbow" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;