Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Real software engineers don't like the \ | idea of some inexplicable and greasy | | hardware several aisles away that may | | stop working at any moment. They have a | | great distrust of hardware people, and | | wish that systems could be virtual at | | *___all* levels. They would like | | personal computers (you know no one's | | going to trip over something and kill | | your DFA in mid-transit), except that | | they need 8 megabytes to run their | \ Correctness Verification Aid packages. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;