Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / And here I wait so patiently Waiting to \ | find out what price You have to pay to | | get out of Going thru all of these | | things twice | | | \ -- Dylan, "Memphis Blues Again" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;