Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Ever wonder why fire engines are red? \ | | | Because newspapers are read too. Two | | and Two is four. Four and four is | | eight. Eight and four is twelve. There | | are twelve inches in a ruler. Queen | | Mary was a ruler. Queen Mary was a | | ship. Ships sail the sea. There are | | fishes in the sea. Fishes have fins. | | The Finns fought the Russians. Russians | | are red. Fire engines are always | \ rush'n. Therefore fire engines are red. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;