Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / According to my best recollection, I \ | don't remember. | | | \ -- Vincent "Jimmy Blue Eyes" Alo / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;