Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "A horrible little boy came up to me \ | and said, `You know in your book The | | Martian Chronicles?' I said, `Yes?' He | | said, `You know where you talk about | | Deimos rising in the East?' I said, | | `Yes?' He said `No.' -- So I hit him." | | | \ -- attributed to Ray Bradbury / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;