Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / People that can't find something to \ | live for always seem to find something | | to die for. The problem is, they | | usually want the rest of us to die for | \ it too. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;