Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the \ | Loyal Opposition." | | | \ -- Woody Allen / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;