Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Ours is a world of nuclear giants and \ | ethical infants. | | | \ -- General Omar N. Bradley / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;