Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Was there a time when dancers with \ | their fiddles In children's circuses | | could stay their troubles? There was a | | time they could cry over books, But | | time has set its maggot on their track. | | Under the arc of the sky they are | | unsafe. What's never known is safest in | | this life. Under the skysigns they who | | have no arms Have cleanest hands, and, | | as the heartless ghost Alone's unhurt, | | so the blind man sees best. | | | \ -- Dylan Thomas, "Was There A Time" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;