Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Remember, God could only create the \ | world in 6 days because he didn't have | \ an established user base. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;