Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "If you can't debate me, then there is \ | no way in hell you'll out-insult me." | | -- Scott Legrand | | (Scott.Legrand@hogbbs.Fidonet.Org) | | | | "You may be wrong here, little one." | | | \ -- R. W. F. Clark (RWC102@PSUVM) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;