Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There is a theory which states that if \ | ever anyone discovers exactly what the | | Universe is for and why it is here, it | | will instantly disappear and be | | replaced by something even more bizarre | | and inexplicable. There is another | | theory which states that this has | | already happened. | | | | -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's | \ Guide to the Galaxy" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;