Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I love children. Especially when they \ | cry -- for then someone takes them | | away. | | | \ -- Nancy Mitford / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;