Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Yea from the table of my memory I'll \ | wipe away all trivial fond records. | | | \ -- Hamlet / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;