Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Your responsibility as a parent is not \ | as great as you might imagine. You need | | not supply the world with the next | | conqueror of disease or major motion | | picture star. If your child simply | | grows up to be someone who does not use | | the word "collectible" as a noun, you | | can consider yourself an unqualified | | success. | | | \ -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;